For a complete list of products, please visit the Original Illustrated Catalog of ACME Products.
Despite the picture shown here, ACME Cheese Co.
does NOT have a mouse problem.
Because you definitely need the ACME Straight-Jackect-Ejecting Bazooka
to protect your property (from unruly hares, idk), and anyone who
says otherwise is trampling on your rights.
The ACME Stovelid: Why don't
you have a lid on your stove? ©